[[ so here’s the thing. i’ve been trying to come back and be active, but it’s been hard, so i think i’m actually going to take an official small hiatus. maybe for 2 or 3 weeks. details under the cut if you want them. ]]

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➥ {✦ ☁ ✦}                          “Perhaps if you ask nicely, I’ll give you this extra one I snatched this morning.”

▊✘┆—                       !!!  

                ❝… really? 

▊✘┆—                         I can’t fuckin’ believe th’breakfast cart was outta cinna’buns.  


                          the g.r.e.a.t.e.s.t. thing I can ever T E L L you
                                      is when [I tell you] I t r u s t you

LEGAL NAME: Dolcetto Augustus Summerall
NICKNAME[S]: Dol, Dolly, Runt, Fido, Old Yeller, Dog-boy, Dog-man, Lassie, etc
DATE OF BIRTH: January 9th, 1878 [ Capricorn ]
GENDER | SPECIES:  Male | Chimera [ German shepherd/human splice ]
PLACE OF BIRTH: Yuflam, Amestris

CURRENT LIVING CONDITIONS: Shitty bar in Dublith, Amestris. Not the prettiest, cleanest place but it’s a hella lot better than the Labs. Or being dead.
SPOKEN LANGUAGES: Amestrian, some Aerugian.

OCCUPATION: Bodyguard, bar-tender, thief
CRIMINAL RECORD: Multiple thefts, breaking and entering, murder on multiple accounts, escaped lab experiment dangerous fugitive 
DRINK | SMOKE | DRUGS: Periodically | Periodically | No
LIKE[S]: Parkour, being outdoors, rainy days, cobbler, sunbathing, tomatoes, working out/staying fit, being active, taking sporadic naps
DISLIKE[S]:  Dog-centered jokes, dog-centered nicknames, when people throw things for him to ~fetch~, when people ask him to identify something’s color, the way you smell, Greed’s dumbass siblings, dumbasses in general, loud noises, being touched without his consent 
FEAR[S]: HaphephobiaPhagophobiaTrypanophobia

PERSONALITY TRAITS: Hot-headed, blunt, fowl-mouthed, brutally honest, violent, protective, an asshole, dark-humored, boarder-line paranoid, alert, watchful, self sacrificing, loyal to a fault

{ P H Y S I C A L   I N F O R M A T I O N }

HAIR COLOUR: Dark brown
HEIGHT: 165.1cm [ 5’5 ]

{ F A M I L Y   I N F O R M A T I O N }

SIBLING[S]: Christopher & Josephine Summerall [ status unknown ]
PARENT[S]: Augustus & Maddalena Summerall [ status unknown ]
CHILDREN:  Genevieve Summerall
PETS[S]: A German shepherd pup, Sarge

{ R E L A T I O N S H I P   I N F O R M A T I O N }

SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Heteromantic asexual
RELATIONSHIP STATUS:  Single [ widower ]



A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care



"You can’t eat all that!"

fuckin watch me.

runawaylullabies: "I DolBETto you can't catch me!" Amelia slurred, grabbing bottles of booze and making a drunken dash to the door

▊✘┆—                       He should probably warn her that Vulch is waiting up the stairs in the alley in case people try to do that. … probably.


artificiosam: [ quietly enters the bar and takes her usual place at the counter ]

▊✘┆—                     Evenin’.

A brow rose as he lowered the mixer, giving it a light toss in the palm of his hand. Been a while since she’d last made her way down to Dublith. …hope everything was okay back up top. 

                   ❝Y'doin' well, Kaye?

Anonymous: Heard lab five was a good time

▊✘┆—                       ❝… tch. Cute.❞ 

                 ❝’ll have t’introduce th’good doctor to ya sometime.
                    M’sure he’d be more than happy t’show you ‘round, too.

                                     Y’know. Since his last couple guests went …missin’.❞